He was #1

hanna. im blond. im skinny. im rich. and im a little bit of a bitch.

babyminaj:

this broke my heart

bread-pitt:

how does that have so many likes

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

lolsomeone-actually:

Do I miss you or do I miss the fact that I had someone to talk to

yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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