He was #1

hanna. im blond. im skinny. im rich. and im a little bit of a bitch.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

your fave is problematic: London Tipton

aduhm:

-Capitalist
-Had better half-birthday party the same day as Maddie’s Sweet 16

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

simsgonewrong:

well she’s shitting on her ex boyfriend’s grave

CREDIT